
Productive readers, I started my new job last week and it has been really awesome but also really busy and kind of hard. I’m not used to working super long hours and not having any time at work to muck about on the Internets and spin around in my desk chair, so it has been a bit of an adjustment. Luckily, Tallulah is here to help me get through it.
He knows when I’m simply too too tired to hang the laundry up in the closet, and because he is a giving and selfless soul, he makes the laundry into a fort so that I cannot in good conscience take it away from him.

But no, awed readers, he does not stop there! He sees that after a long day of work I become slightly overwhelmed by my new-hire forms that need to be filled out. Kitty to the rescue!
Finally, kitty saw that I was just running around too much, trying to get too much done too fast. He devised a thoughtful plan to slow me down:
Kitty tripped me, and sent me flying into the vacuum cleaner. Not only did this make my toe all big and purple and difficult to walk on, but it made me too mad at the vacuum cleaner to even THINK about vacuuming for the foreseeable future. Bravo, genius kitty, bravo.
Alas, my paperwork is now really really due, and if I don’t fill it out tonight then I won’t get my dental insurance, and I would like very much to have dental insurance. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go rescue my pen.
Love,
Sarah



that toe picture is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.